Felines of New York, a Comedic Photobook Documenting the City's Quirkiest Cats

This foster kitten, Cinnamon, can’t read. But if it could, I’m sure it would truly enjoy a copy of the book “Felines of New York”. Grab a copy online for cyber Monday, or go pick one up wherever you buy books.

And thanks to all of you who’ve bought a copy already! Rate it on Amazon or Goodreads if you’re feeling generous and/or bored.
- Jim

“What if I told you there was an internet that only cats could access, and it was all pictures and videos of humans?”
- Gwen, Upper East Side ASPCA
(Adopt Gwen! aspca.org/nyc. And remember, this Friday, the ASPCA is waiving adoption fees!)

“I’m kind of an introvert, but I don’t consider myself antisocial. I like to have a good time. It’s just that my idea of having a good time is watching other people have a good time. And preferably from somewhere they can’t really see me.” - Boo, Astoria

“I only need two more parts. Can you help me?” “What are you talking about? Two more parts for what?” “To finish building this rocket ship.” “Rocket ship?!” “Shhh! Not so loud. The woman might hear you. Will you help me, or not?” “Honestly, I don’t think I can. I’m really sorry. But you’re not my cat, and that’s just some ornamental furniture.” “Fine then. I’ll get the parts myself. I don’t need you, or any other human for that matter.” - Atticus, Astoria

Just found this photo of my cat Arthur from when he was in the Feline Navy. They were the only maritime service whose ships never touched the water.

“Every afternoon I sit in this chair for three hours, then fall asleep on the couch for two hours. I stick to a pretty rigid schedule throughout the day actually. At night is when it all goes to hell. I’m pretty unpredictable after 1 a.m., but aren’t we all?” - Margot, Sunset Park

“It’s hard being one of two cats in a house. You only see each other. You only have one other being you can truly relate to or seek advice from, because they’re the only one who would really get you. And then half the time you can’t even get along because of the intensely territorial, independent nature you both possess.”
- Momma, Park Slope
(If you like “Felines of New York” support us on Patreon (patreon.com/felinesofnewyork)! 10% goes to New York’s Feral Cat Initiative at the end of each month.”)

“Two dogs tried to come in here once and I put a quick stop to it. We used to let them in, but too many of them just couldn’t handle themselves. They acted like, well, dogs. You know, sniffing and slobbering all over the merchandise. Zero class. I said ‘Keep that outside please. I’m trying to run a business here.’ and they left.”
- Unknown, Tribeca
(Photo by Craig Turpin)

"Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Come. Have a seat. Pour yourself a glass of Chardonnay and we'll watch bird videos together, maybe see where the night takes us..."

“If you’re a pigeon, that’s fine. Just don’t expect to get near me without a problem. You want a warm welcome, bring food or something. And don’t be a bird.” - Roberto, San Juan, PR

“I would like to be pushed through Central Park in a stroller at least once in my life. Everyone would say ‘Hey look at that cat in a stroller!’. Then I’d wave to them, and they’d say ‘Hey, that cat can wave.’”
- Anderson, Upper East Side ASPCA

“We’ve been at this place a few days now. The other cats here are kind of territorial, and at first they were standoffish, but once we agreed to not go near their wet food, or the ledge near the air conditioner, everything was fine.”
- Rose & Charlie, Ridgewood Queens
(We’re fostering these two. If you think you can give them a forever home, email adopt@kittykind.org directly!)

By now, you are most likely familiar with the work of Brandon Stanton and his Humans of New York project. In similar vein, comedian Jim Tews has created a cult following behind his HONY-inspired project, one that is centered around quirky cats.

Featuring more than 100 photos and quotes from cats in America’s most glamorous city, Felines of New York exposes the furry underbelly of New York City’s most glamorous, self-important residents. Where New York humans are accomplished, interesting, thoughtful, creative, and even sometimes tragic figures, the cats are simply cats. They do not stand in line for brunch, or have season tickets to the Met, or go indoor-rock climbing in Brooklyn. They do not shop at thrift stores or nibble finger sandwiches at the Russian Tea Room. And they certainly do not give a flying f*ck about the Yankees.

Felines of New York is available as a webpage, Tumblr, Facebook feed and Instagram, but perhaps the best way to enjoy the quirky cats of NYC is this awesome coffee table book available for purchase on Amazon.

via Amazon

Matt Coneybeare

Editor in Chief

Matt enjoys exploring the City's with his partner and son. He is an avid marathon runner, and spends most of his time eating, running, and working on cool stuff.

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